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Joke of the Day

"Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement."

"A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much. He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer."

"The Push Up ice cream company should just buy out Pringles and make all of our lives easier."

"Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris."

"My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues."

"Why did the funny kid in class have no friends? The rest of the students were scared of class clowns..."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor."

"I like my women how I like my cars Safe and reliable"

"Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems."

"What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu? Its called ""Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth""."