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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris."
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"Why was the midget fired from his job? He came up short on his register."
"What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises*** PS: I don't know how to spell that out."
"I always like taking a shit while on the clock at work but its always so hard to read what time it is when I put it back on the wall."
"""How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?"" -Cats"
"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"
"Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision... CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU"
"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"
"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"
"The Men's Room... where all the dicks hang out."