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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu? Its called ""Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth""."

"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever"

"The dark lord Saran has wrapped Middle Earth in 2-3 days of freshness."

"If Hilary Clinton is elected president, what title will they give Bill? First Lady's man (;"

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this..."

"Do you remember that barbecue? You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?"

"What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son"

"What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile? Gladiator."

"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"