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Joke of the Day

"The guy who invented the ""hokey pokey"" died recently. . . . I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin."

"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."

"Never date a chemist, they seduce you with their magnetism, only call you periodically, then one day: Boom! They Argon."

"Physics joke Yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2"

"Before you move to Canada after Trump gets elected, just know that it's May 13th and it's currently snowing here."

"Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males. The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs"

"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."

"I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had had in his life but never got an answer. He kept falling asleep whilst counting sheep."

"What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye? -My eye"

"What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?! LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)"