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Joke of the Day

"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."

"I've matured a lot. For example, I used to listen to Fall Out Boy and break stuff, but now I listen to Mozart and break stuff"

"Girls who say ""I hate drama"" can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet."

"Before Batgirl can become Batwoman she has to have a Batmitzvah."

"Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter? 10 ""number 1's"" and a not guilty verdict"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, cause they can't change anything. (Just told to me by my 12 year old son.)"

"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"

"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."

"I've always said I'd go to Africa at some point in my life, and do what I could to help all the poor, starving children. But I've just had so much on my plate recently."