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Joke of the Day

"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""

"What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists."

"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."

"How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!"

"I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing.... ...and he responded, ""I can't complain."""

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives ? America"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"Just welled up with tears listening to Cheers opening theme song in case you didn't know what PMS feels like."

"I'm not usually a prick but when I am, I try to be like Donald Trump"