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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a goodyear and the others a great year."

"Well, that didn't work. Anybody need 1000 custom candy hearts saying ""Threesome?"""

"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back..."

"I am a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic? Hasta last vista, baby."

"I'm starting to hate the U.S. government The NSA appears to be the only department which listens"

"Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die? Because he was in de-nile."