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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse a Republican? Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag"

"What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!!"

"I usually tell self-deprecating jokes But I'm not very good at it"

"OMFG! THAT'S what 'food baby' means?!?! You guys, I just made a horrible mistake. :("

"Behind closed doors, Rachael Ray prefers the sluttier olive oils."

"What Not To Upvote Clickbait"

"Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?"

"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."

"My friend just launched the second hubble into space... A hubble bubble."

"I prefer to think in terms of ""good"" cholesterol and ""misunderstood"" cholesterol."