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Joke of the Day

"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."

"Why did Tigger jump down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."

"What did the CPU say to the RAM? Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, ""life"" is too short."

"I can't figure out why my son hates me. Tim hates you? No, my other son. I can't remember his name. I just call him ""not Tim"""

"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"

"So what do you do for a living? Im in organ trafficking. Fu** ! Dont you have a heart? Was that a critic or an order?"

"Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft."

"If candy bars can be called cereal bars to make them sound healthy then why can't alcohol be called cereal drink?"

"* thinks of a tweet before falling asleep * decided to remember a ""key word* so I can remember it * wakes up * forgot key word"