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"New surveys show: Surveys show that Google plus is gaining rapid popularity among today's teens."
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"I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes."
"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"
"I just dumped a pair of conjoined twins. I said, ""It's not you, it's you."""
"You know what really gets on my nerves? myelin"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons."
"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?"
"Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to"
"Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues."