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Joke of the Day
"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"
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"When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings."
"What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive."
"ME: it's horrible. I would wish it on my worst enemy GUY: you mean *wouldn't* ME: hahahahahaha you're sweet"
"What flower loves to be in the sun? Sunflower."
"What's your new year's resolution? Mine is 1440 * 900."
"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"
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"Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning."
"Reposted Joke Same punchline as the one before"