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Joke of the Day
"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"
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"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"
"Two translators are on a sinking ship... The first says: ""Do you know how to swim?"" The second says: ""No but I can shout for help in 19 different languages"""
"If you know the thread count on your bed sheets we're in different tax brackets."
"Their are only two things I hate about this world Those who can't respect other people's cultures and the Danish"
"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"
"Have you ever wondered what would happen... if a virgin rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?"
"The good news is, it turns out there is literally nothing we can say here that will ruin our chances at a political career."
"What would be the worst meal for a football wife? OJ and Rice"
"Why is Hel great in bed? Because she can *switch stances* ( )"