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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to get my wife to quit smoking. Maybe I should slow down and use a lubricant."
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"Have you heard the one about the Imaginary man? You haven't? Me neither!"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"
"Dolphins are really smart. Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them."
"Puns about women are not funny. Period."
"Just remember ...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."
"r/ best ""I like my ( ) like I like my ( )"" I like my women how I like my natural resources, Foreign and Untapped. Top that and you win rule of the internet #899"
"I just got fired for getting beauty tips online during my lunch break! my Boss said "" Madison Ivy gets a facial"" is not a video on beauty tips."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."