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Joke of the Day

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it"

"Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives."

"In lieu of the recent manhunt... The LAPD's motto is ""to protect and serve."" I think they ought to change it to ""We'll treat you like a King."""

"If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life. ""What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"""

"HR: Do you know why I called you in here today? Me: I have a boyfriend HR: Ok, sorry to bother you"

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."

"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches, and there are no dental records."

"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"

"Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes."

"just a racist joke do you know why **race of your choice** are so good at triathlon? because they run to get to the public swimming-pool and return home on a bicycle"