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Joke of the Day

"Why people cry during the weddings? ...they are preparing for whats coming afterwards"

"What is 12 inches long and hangs infront of a cunt? Trump's tie"

"I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it."

"Father wakes up his son and asks him a question. What has 4 legs and isn't alive? It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this?! No Jimmy, it's your dog..."

"CRABS THINK WE WALK SIDEWAYS"

"Mexican magician: ""I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos.."" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres."

"We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move."

"Last year I got so hammered on Good Friday I woke up in a cave three days later"

"As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there."

"What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? A refuse sack."