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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person with no brain? A no-brainer"

"Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE"

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."

"Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren't enough ho stages."

"What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak."

"Iguana... tap it, but I have a reptile dysfunction."

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger sings ""eh you, get offa mai cloud"", but the Scottish farmer says ""eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!"

"How long is a chinese person So is his brother."

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all of the signs were there."