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"*Tucks shirt in* ""Goodnight, shirt."""
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"""Aw shit, my blackberry photos got hacked"" ... ...said nobody ever"
"What's missing from star wars 7? Maybe [SPOILER] Nobody's limbs."
"Two monkeys having a bath Two monkeys are about to have a bath. The first monkey says ""Oo oo ah ah ah!"" The second says ""Just put some more cold water in it..."""
"The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy ""Skeleton Class."" Sign two was failing skeleton class."
"What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish"
"The butcher's wife always messes up everyone's order. We call her Miss Steak."
"my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me"
"Cop: do you know why I was following you? Me: WAS following? Wait you unfollowed me? Cop:haha Me:haha Cop... Me... Is it cause of the drugs?"
"50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars."