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Joke of the Day
"*Tucks shirt in* ""Goodnight, shirt."""
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"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"
"What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? Pants."
"I just watched ""the Martian"" - What an unrealistic movie... ...Sean Bean survives."
"At first I wondered.. How on earth does Hillary Clinton sleep at night? Then I realised - First she *lies* on one side, then she *lies* on the other."
"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony I was born ready."
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design."
"[first day as aquarium guide] Me: & here's 8 snakes biting a soccer ball Guy: that's an octopus Me [sighs]: fine. 8 snakes biting an octopus"
"What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth - Hurty! XD"