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Joke of the Day

"What does a Kentucky girl scream while she is having sex? Get off me Pa, you is crushing my cigarettes!"

"Ay gurl, are you a beaver. 'cause dam."

"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."

"First date: [ok, don't let her know you're a cop] Her: do you come here often? Me: *shoots unarmed black teen*"

"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"

"My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not my ""girlfriend."""

"How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine"

"What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year? Paddy O'Furniture"

"If it was the choice between having the last pizza on earth or the last sex on earth, which toppings would you have on your pizza."

"It seems r/jokes has developed a fetish for one-liners... Despite all the shortcomings."