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Joke of the Day
"Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it."
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"Don't worry if you're not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield."
"[assembling baby's cot] Wife: take that bit off Me [reluctantly removing the machine gun turret]: so anyone can just walk in here then"
"My quantum milkshake machine brings every boy to all yards."
"I used to date computer programs but that's over now My girlfriend still worries that I may go back but I reply to her ""they're just exes """
"When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th."
"AudioPhiles be like .mp3, .wav, .flac"
"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."
"*Signs into Facebook ""If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"" is posted everywhere *Agrees *Deletes Facebook"
"If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes."