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Joke of the Day
"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"
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"How do you know your friend is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."
"What is Sean Connery's favorite dish? A seizure salad."
"What do fat people call the runs? The walks"
"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."
"You got acute appendicitis .. No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*"
"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"
"A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell? A: Terrible!"
"So why is the latest Windows OS called 10? Because *Windows 7 8 9!*"
"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."