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"What do fat people call the runs? The walks"
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"What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants? Denim, Denim, Denim"
"quick poll: why'd you break up with me in high school Alison"
"NSFW Every time I see a picture of a girl and think ""I'd do her"" I have to remind myself... I'll never get the grade school yearbooks done like that."
"This absolutely killed me when somebody told me this in a lecture last week... What do you do if you come across a Tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
"when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead."
"Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog."
"What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed."
"""Fig Newtons: they're like a funeral in your mouth!"""
"If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist... Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man."