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Joke of the Day
"I forgot Rhianna's ex-boyfriend's name...then it hit me."
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"shaking hands is weird, it's like ""hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"""
"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."
"Where do Mormon deer call home? Salt Lick City"
"A woman asks a famous man to give her a signature on her breast. The famous man says ""Sorry, I don't know how to write that small."""
"[Heaven] Me: What happened? God: You were sending a DM & got hit by a bus. Me: I only have one ques- God: Sorry, man. She was totes a dude."
"Reporter: How do you feel that your proposal was turned down by Congress? Obama: Well, I've alw-- Biden: [grabs mic] TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT?"
"How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb? Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself."
"Yo momma is so fat, shes got more ""coverage"" than my cell phone provider"
"Like arguing with a forest fire."