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Joke of the Day

"What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight."

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"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"
"Why is Biotite the hottest mineral? Excellent cleavage."
"You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?"
"Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me"
"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack."
"I like my women...... I like my women like I like my coffee....... Ground up and in the freezer."
"U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him"
"What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak."
"How Jesus was named: Mary: Joseph, I'm having a baby. Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!"
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