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Joke of the Day
"Black Car I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says ""I'm not racist, my car is black."""
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"I don't like it when a pretty girl with glasses takes them off, and her eyes were actually painted onto the inside of the lenses."
"Paula Deen reportably has type 2 diabeties. Any word on she's serving it with butter?"
"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."
"You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."
"Why did the banker resign? His customers lost interest in him."
"*Me & dog* *duel for the last piece of chicken* *tosses a stick to distract* *fetches the stick* *chicken is gone* Well played Peanut...!!"
"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""
"Cholo What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes!"" My brother heard this on Tosh."
"From now on non fiction and fiction books shall be referred to as Fo Reals and Not Fo Reals. Pls pass along,"