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Joke of the Day
"Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Dad."
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"How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long? AHEM!"
"Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? Because it was a kitty fiddler."
"If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, ""Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"""
"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""
"Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!"
"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you would kill you? A pool table."
"The only way coffee could be any better would be if you had to suck it out of a boob."
"inncocent child"
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"