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Joke of the Day
"What's a 68 to a blonde? She goes down on you and you owe her one"
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"How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with a parachute on his back."
"How long does an owl live? six and a half books."
"How many X does it take to change a light bulb? N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!"
"If you are Russian on your way to the bathroom and Russian when you get out, what are you in the bathroom? Puttin."
"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"
"How come when someone says ""we need to talk"" it's never about ice cream or Star Wars?"
"Today holds a lot of meaning to me. Today is the 2 year anniversary that I lost my wife and children I'll never forget that game of cards."
"Had the words ""I love you"" tattoed on my dick. Wife made me remove it because... she said I was always trying to put words into her mouth."
"On the periodic table, the elements are represented by two groups. The symbols and the atomic number. Law and Order: Atomic Mass Unit"