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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."
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"If your Uncle Jack was on an Elephant.... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the Elephant?"
"All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."
"The sandwich I ate for lunch reminded me of my dad.. gone."
"Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers."
"""FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!"" Mother Nature"
"Why should you wrap your hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."
"[Christmas] 6:30kids are excited 7:30kids are playing 8:00kids are fighting 9:00kids are crying 9:15wife is yelling 9:30I am drinking"
"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."
" Dad, what does indifference and incompetence mean? Actually, I don't know, son. And I don't give a shit."