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Joke of the Day
"Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers."
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"I only eat ""indie"" breads. I am a Naan-Conformist"
"Interviewer: ""I heard you were extremely quick at math"" Me: ""yes, as a matter of fact I am"" Interviewer: ""Whats 14x27"" Me: ""49"" Interviewer: ""that's not even close"" me: ""yeah, but it was fast"""
"Just got my results from ancestry dot com and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee."
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two - but how'd they get in there?"
"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."
"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)"
"Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system? It's just what we tend to do"
"Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers."