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Joke of the Day
"The sandwich I ate for lunch reminded me of my dad.. gone."
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"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"
"What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!"
"Which fish is the redneck's favorite? A Bearcooter"
"My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. > HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!"
"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie."
"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party."
"Never refer to a woman as a bitch. Instead, refer to her as beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"""How is life in North Korea?"" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."
"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"