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"""FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!"" Mother Nature"
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"Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us."
"Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden? He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing."
"Strange that the chimney tends to survive a house fire. as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin"
"2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet."
"Hey girl, are you a pool? Cause I'd piss in YOUR deep end"
"Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him ""How do your pants fit?"" The man responded, ""Like a glove""."
"Drunk Guy Guy: Dude I Wasn't That Drunk, Friend:Dude U Were WAtching TV And Laugh, Guy: Sooo -_-, Friend : The TV Wasn't On"
"Why did the religious person give up smoking? Because God hates fags."
"What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car tune)."