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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts."

"what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what"

"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."

"As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse... You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen."

"A man walks into an Apple store... ..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why? -- Because there are no Windows"

"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"

"""Why do white people like cheese so much?"" Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post."

"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."

"GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge? ADAM: no...it was my girlfriend GOD: who? ADAM: u don't know her she goes to a different school"

"Did you hear about the policeman who arrested the two boys, one who had a battery in possession and the other a firework? He charged one and let the other off."