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Joke of the Day

"As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse... You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen."

"What do you get when you dry out a Stark? Raisin Bran"

"If you miss a day in cosmetology school... Do you have to do a make-up test?"

"Chicken and an egg are lying in bed together Chicken looks at the egg and says ""Well that answered the question!"""

"* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I? Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!"

"Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in"

"My grandfather has the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo"

"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."

"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"

"For twenty years my wife and I were very happy people... ...then we met."