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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into an Apple store... ..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why? -- Because there are no Windows"

"how much would it cost? ""the guy who does our estimates isn't here right now"" around what time will he be back? ""did you not just hear me?"""

"You don't hear much from our Vice President.... Obama zipped him up and he's a-biden. Edit: typo. For you, grammar nazis."

"What's a zombies favorite exercise? Deadlifts"

"Survey says According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, ""What channel is CDC?"""

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."

"My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk"

"Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he ""won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry"". Well played, Great Britain. Job done."

"How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich? Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed."

"What type of road race do Donald Trump supporters run? 3 K's"