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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an accurate dog? Spot-on."
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"I'll never cheat on another test... It keyed my car and told the cops I beat it up"
"Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny"
"My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying."
"What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math? yesallwomen"
"What game do monsters play with humans? Squash."
"When I was a child, I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed and waiting for Santa to come... Then crying myself to sleep as he put his clothes back on and left."
"What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion? I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes"
"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."
"seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them"