101090
Joke of the Day
"What do you call an accurate dog? Spot-on."
Next Joke
"Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr."
"""Son, I found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa."" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""
"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"
"your dad wrote a letter to harambe his pen is out for harambe"
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."
"What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO"
"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."
"Twitter's still doing that thing where I'm not funny."
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"