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Joke of the Day

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."

"Why did the electric car finish the race early? It had a short circuit."

"I have to look up the word innuendo... If you know what I mean ;) Courtesy of Suits"

"How many cops does it tale to change a light bulb? Trick question. They just beat the room for being black."

"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"

"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"

"What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan Fajita"

"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"

"My sphincter is a lumberjack. He cuts logs in half."

"How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!"