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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth? Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion."
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"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift"
"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot? ISIS"
"Unless it's that scary chick from The Ring, I really don't care who is in the restroom with me."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile? ""To the Batmobile!"""
"My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping."
"A snail gets robbed by two turtles. The police interview the snail, asking for descriptions of the suspects. ""I don't know,"" the snail says. ""It all just happened so fast."""
"Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!"