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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth? Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion."
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"Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team."
"Drinking could cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss."
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"I tried to keep this fart a secret.. but the news got out.. I guess it leaked."
"Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day? Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom."