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Joke of the Day
"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"
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"The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened. "
"""A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"""
"Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] ""Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"""
"What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter"
"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."
"What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. "
"Vegeta truly had his karma come back to him. He got married and had kids."
"Have u heard of the guy with diarrea I hear he has the shits for you"
"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives."