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Joke of the Day
"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"
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"How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family"
"Where do you get bare minerals from? A strip mine"
"I wait tables with an obnoxious ex-mechanical engineer... ...he's always going on and on about the restaurant's utensil modulus."
"I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option"
"Our carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping and waking me up from my nap."
"Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust? He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*"
"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""
"A guy really wants to make it in Hollywood.. So he starts cleaning his room desperately. His mate: ""What are you doing man?"" Him: "" I am dusting off man.."""
"My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the womb. Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?"