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Joke of the Day
"What did terrorist say to my friend Jack? Hi Jack!"
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"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."
"Why are fish so educated? Because a lot of them are in schools."
"I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping."
"My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. Now she's a pearl diver in the Philippines & can afford her own damn dessert."
"Reading texts you sent when you were drunk is like terrifying digital archeology."
"I saw a billboard that said ""Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"" Beware the motorcycle menace."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe, dummy!"""
"What's the difference between a drunk Morse code operator and a lesbian? One's a lit clicker and the other is a clit licker."
"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"