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Joke of the Day

"What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending? I can't find the twine."

"Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars."

"someone brought a box of lemons to work and emailed out saying ""there's lemons"" and now every one has a lemon on their desk. why"

"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch"

"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"

"So I was walking home from work.... And I saw this black guy carrying a tv and I thought it was mine but then I ran home and mine was still there shining my shoes."

"I wish there was something called the pizza/enchilada/beer diet where you lost weight. Cause I'm on it and that's not what's happening."

"A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?"""

"I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: ""Can you please stop listening to our conversation?"""

"Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."