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Joke of the Day
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."
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"A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, ""What do you want?"" The bubble says, ""Pop."""
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"I, for one, like Roman numerals"
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"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"
"I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor."