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Joke of the Day
"What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror? halloumi"
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"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."
"You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut."
"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"
"""It's not you, it's me"" - DiGiorno, to delivery"
"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"
"How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free."
"Knock knock The game"
"Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"