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Joke of the Day
"""It's not you, it's me"" - DiGiorno, to delivery"
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"How do you make a cat go ""meow""? Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw."
"Imagine a shark eating pizza. Imagine you were frog. Imagine a donkey wearing a skirt. Imagine someone telling you to imagine stupid things."
"What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get? Mourning wood! :)"
"I mean, really though, who hasn't seen a UFO at this point?"
"Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good."
"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."
"""Just be yourself"" is great advice to maybe 12% of people."
"""Holy shit. That butterfly's gonna be HUGE."" -- First person to find a mummy"
"Today's ebonic word is: ""OMELETTE"" Let us use it in a sentence. I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."