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Joke of the Day

"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."

"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."

"According to Cunningham's Law, the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the right answer and wait for idiots to tell you you're wrong."

"I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*"

"What do you call a retarded Flo Rida? Slo Rida"

"It's the 20th anniversary of Infinite Jest and the 6th anniversary of my buying Infinite Jest and never getting around to reading it."

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"

"DAD: I can't believe you bought me a house for Christmas SON: I hope you enjoy it DAD: I'm just gonna... SON: Oh no DAD: Live in the present"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."