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Joke of the Day

"Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free."

"The difference between sexists and misogynists... Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch! Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""

"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions? I do."

"I hate it when I pee in my pants and people think its just water that splashed on my crotch from washing my hands."

"I heard that a few of the /r/Science mods also moderate /r/Jokes... [deleted]"

"How do you have a sexy barbecue? You grill the sausage."

"Why are all jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women will not touch anything unless it is 10% off."

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"