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"Camo Bulletd You know, so they do see it coming!"
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"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."
"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they like to push two twins together to make a king. (Game of Thrones ref)"
"Saw a phone booth. Hopped in. Came out. Didn't become Superman. Now it just looks like I was hiding while that lady was getting mugged."
"This joke is brought to you by Arnold Schwarzeneggers one-sided chess set. ""I'll be black"""
"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"
"A girl recently asked me which Beatles song describes her the best... I guess 'She's so heavy' wasn't the best choice."
"What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down? The trappe!"
"If someone asks if you've been crying just say, ""why... do you want to watch?"" and it will weird them out enough to leave you alone"