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Joke of the Day
"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."
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"How many Firefly fans does it take to change a light bulb? They wouldn't. They'd rather spend a decade bitching about how it went out."
"My wife and I decided not to have kids The kids are taking it pretty hard"
"What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle."
"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"
"DO NOT OPEN.PLEASE. I like you, you little rebel."
"""War and Peace 2: Woody Saves Buzz"" (Tolstory)"
"I don't see why everyone is up in arms about Oscar Pistorius.... Haven't we all woken up legless and fired a few into the missus?"
"I decided to start growing a beard. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me."
"A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles.. Police think he topped himself."