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Joke of the Day

"If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"

"Halle is the only Blackberry I'd pay money for."

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!"

"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."

"I heard Israel is planning another false flag attack... The Mossad is going to nuke Gaza and blame it on the IDF."

"[mastercard commercial] ""there are some things that money can't buy"" politician: i don't get it"

"Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Police are looking into it."

"Dilemma: Your daughter brings home a guy with an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt on but your garden is already completely full of corpses."

"Everyone type it with me: A lot is two words. A lot is two words. A lot is two words. A lot is two words. Good. Tomorrow: Irregardless."