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Joke of the Day
"How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!"
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"I have a nice body. It's in my trunk."
"As told to me by an indian bus driver overseas... Why don't rabbits make noise when they fuck? Because they have cotton balls. Apologies if it's a repost."
"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."
"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"
"What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't ask her out again."
"What's does the self reliant alcoholic Rabbi Pedophile do in his spare time? Very little, he brews."
"Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips."
"gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination"
"I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter"