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Joke of the Day
"I heard if you fuck a horse... Your back to the future!"
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"When someone farts... Guy 1: What'd that asshole say? Guy 2: Just talking shit."
"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."
"A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy."
"I heard there were shenanigans in Iowa last week Apparently it was Hillary's cock and Bernie's ass."
"Where do black person go to travel cross-country? The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8>)"
"Living in Russia... Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden."
"Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager? Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7."
"It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot."
"Every time I cook risotto I feel like Gordon Ramsey is going to walk in and scream at me."