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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"

"Announcer: ""Welcome to the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show. Are you ready to rock?!"" [crowd goes nuts] A: ""Well too bad, here's Coldplay"""

"What's a Jedi's favourite programming language? JabbaScript"

"Recently asked my North Korean buddy how it was over there... He said he couldn't complain."

"There's a steering wheel in my pants It's driving me nuts"

"Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air."

"Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try."

"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."

"I truly believe that there are some people who listen to you when you talk and there's other people who just wait for it to be their turn."

"What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell Both are responsible for gassing lots of people. _________ Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/skeh8/taco_bell_on_420/c4eqbvj?context=2"