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Joke of the Day

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to be eating me!"

"Q: Why are manhole covers round? A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust"

"How to Spot a Blind Nudist How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really..."

"What should you do if your car's engine is running slow? Get it to do some CARdio"

"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"

"I thought I had lost my porn stash It was right under my nose all along."

"Someone told me I was obsessed with the song ""Wonderwall"". I said ""Maybe""."

"10 years ago, if you would've told me that I'd be having a daughter at 28, I would've murdered you for being a robot from the future."

"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say ""you're next"". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said ""you're next"